Zombie Killing Tools
For fighting larger-scale zombie outbreaks in the open field, there is no finer tool than the Zombie Tools Two-handed Apocalax. The extra double-fisted heft of this girl gives her devastating striking power, while a carefully tapered blade reduces tip weight for a speedy return—just the action you need for dispatching a horde of undead bitches* under pressing time constraints. Like all Zombie Tools blades, the Apocalax is cut from 5160 spring steel, hardened, tempered, and expertly sharpened. The 14-inch handle is hand-sculpted from T6 aluminum and lightly textured in a ferric chloride acid bath for a firm grip and bonus style points. Why merely survive the Apocalypse when you can thrive?
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